tittyminaj:

i was just reminded that a few years ago the government chased this balloon for hours because they thought a boy was in it

the nation was on the edges of their seats

there was no boy in that balloon

omg I remember that and then they were interviewed on the today show and the kid puked

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if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

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insidelime:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

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just four days of work and then Texas…..I can do this … I hope

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Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don’t know, can you? Me: When I was using “can” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

libyian:

sodamnrelatable:

TEACHER:

OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:

AND I’M JUST LIKE :

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HELP ME JESUS

Stop Kony

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thatssomaeven:

one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes

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baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

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its-not-safe-to-swim-today:

bowbafett:

i die everytime

Yes.

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